Slump

You might have noticed I’ve been in a slump. a Slight Slump. A Slight Slogger Slump. (slogger -slob blogger)  Then again, you might not.

I wanted to put a pic in here, but how do you picture a slump?

Anyhoo, I haven’t been writing posts like I expected I would.

So, what do I do? Correct the problem? Ignore it? Make it worse?

Hopefully I will get back on track, and start spitting out the posts again, at the speed of funny,

I say hopefully!  I know the funny isn’t guaranteed, unlike the slobbery.

I can count on the slobbery being here for a loooong , loooong time!  (yay for job security!)

Thanks for hanging around, I hope we have a long successful slogging career together!

(The slump is a  totaally separate issue from the no-internet thing.  They just happen to be occurring at the same time.  Go figure.)

Difficulties

I’ve been experiencing SEVERE technical difficulties, otherwise known as: no internet connection.

The tragic loss has put my whole online life on hold, as you may (or may not) have noticed.

Sorry dear friends.

I will try to be better about escaping the slobbery pit known as my house, and going over the wall to a friend’s to post.  (But, have you ever tried to climb a wall, hanging onto your walker??  Try it, you won’t like it!)

Here’s hoping it won’t be another month before I can post again!

New Year, New Me

New year, New Me

Bwahahahaha!  Oh, my stomache aches, what a belly laugh! (wiping tears outta eyes)

New year, new me is funny!

God’s not even done working on the “old” me yet, and I think I’m gonna be a NEW me?

oh, that’s a good one.

New year, same old me.

Hi, I’m Melinda, and I’m a Purple Slob.

I’m working on it, (at a snail’s pace, fer sure), but I’m not a Cleanie, and I don’t know if I ever will be.

But, I’m me, and that’s okay.