The kitchen sink is terrifying to me. I mean, there’s that big gaping hole,
where stuff falls in, and never returns. And it sounds like a monster is eating it. And it always stinks over there. Dishes go there to die, and are never seen again.
The belly of the beast is even more terrifying than its mouth.
From all the growling noises emanating from under there, it must a HUGE beast. It’s dark under there, and damp, and musty.
I opened the door, and jumped back real quick-( you know that’s a lie.)
Question- how did it know that I was going to open the door? Where does it hide??
What if I reach in there, and something grabs me! I’ll die of a heart attack! But, some compensation will be, no one will have to pay for a funeral. The beast will just eat my flesh and bones, and burp up my metal knee. Hope I give him indigestion!
Seriously, how often do you beard the dragon in its den??
Aha! See?? You are scared too, and just don’t wanna admit it!
Nothing under there is worth my life. I’ll just wait till Sweet friend, or Brother are around. Then I’ll ask them to get it for me! Sounds like a plan!
I must say these contraptions that crush everything do remind me of a monster, but here waste disposal units in the sink aren’t that common…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Are you thankful for that? So loud!
LikeLike
Thanks for sharing your story at #HomeMattersParty
LikeLiked by 1 person
Welcome.
LikeLike
I had never thought of the kitchen sink that way!! Now I’ll be waiting for the roar of the monster in my own kitchen. Hehe. Thanks so much for taking time to stop by the Creative Inspiration Link Party.
LikeLike
Trish, my imagination runs away with me ALL the time! Hopefully your monster is not as loud and unfriendly as mine!
😉
Melinda
LikeLiked by 1 person
So far. So good.
LikeLike
Let me know if it ever gets you. Well, that would be kinda hard. Hmmmm. Could you put it in your will to contact me if you die by kitchen sink? Thanks!
Melinda
LikeLike
Pingback: Melinda’s Messy Metal | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: kitchen clutter | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Bathroom Counter Redoux | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Great Grapes | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: All Things Purple | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Trilling Trash | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Ugh..Ugh…Ugly | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Green Goo | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Strainer Struggle | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Beautiful Bath Bottom | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Faulty Faucet | purpleslobinrecovery
Pingback: Shink Shining | purpleslobinrecovery