My terrible trash can was, ahem, filthy. It’s so annoying how that keeps happening! I just keep going along, throwing things away, then BAM! I empty it, go to replace the liner, and phew! The smell hits me right in the old snozzola.
Then I actually have to clean the stupid thing, cuz once you smell it, you want it outta your house!
I know what you’re thinking. Why didn’t I see the mess before??
Anyway, here we go to clean it. First, I pour in Dawn and let it soak. Then, give it a good ole scrub.
Ta-Da! Now it looks like this!
Why oh why, do my eyes have to be opened now??? I liked it better when I could ignore stuff!
Ok, round two.
Yep, same picture. [grumble, grumble] can’t get away with anything around you people.
Alright, here’s the real after, after:
Whoa, wait a minute. What is my goal here? Perfect sterilization?? Or clean enough to be healthy, and livable?
Ummmm, I’m thinking comfy, and clean enough.
And now, the gory-less garbage can:
Looks so pretty. No, not perfect, but pretty.
P.S. No one is allowed to throw anything away in it. You will have to walk all the way down to the dumpster.
That’ll teach ya to make trash.