So, now I’m all done, de-cluttering my apartment! And it’s gonna stay so nice and pret-ty!!
Yeah! And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you!
And you won’t pay $49.95, or $39.95, not even $29.95! We’re practically giving them away at the special TV offer of only $19.95! (Plus separate shipping and handling.) But, wait! There’s more! (Billy Mays’ voice)
If you call now, and order in the next 15 minutes, we’ll send you an extra small bridge!
That’s a $70 value, for only $19.95!
But you must call within the next 15 minutes, or risk being sold out!
Operators are standing by to take your calls.