I lose books.
“Hi, my name is Melinda, and I’m a library loser.”
I lose my mind.
I lose money. (Which is more important, my mind or my money? Well, very little of either is left to squabble over.)
Yes, I’ve had to pay for
a few several lost books. And a few many, many, too many fines! My latest one for the long time span of 3 months was: $42!!!
$42 is a steep membership fee for a supposedly free activity.
I lose motivation to go read “free” books, and magazines that end up costing me an arm and a leg!
What’s a loser, like me, to do????
Lose the Library, I guess. 😦
Aha! Use the Library as a walk-in activity only! No lending for me!