Tipped Toe

This is why you have to clean and organize your house:

Poor bruised, battered, broken toe

Poor bruised, battered, broken toe

It hurt like everything.  I was in agony, agony, AGONY I tell you!!  I think it’s broke.

Call 911!!  I need an ambulance!  Oh, wait, who am I yelling to????  There’s no one else here.  Hmmmmm, think!  What to do???  It’s so hard to think when you’re in AGONY!

I know!  I’ll lay on the floor, and simply expire from the pain.  And when someone comes looking for me, they’ll find my cold, broken body, stretched out on the floor, in a position of supplication…  pleading for help, and non came.   Ha, ha!  That’ll teach ’em a lesson!  Oh, wait!  Teach who a lesson????  I’ll be dead.  Okay, not the best plan....

I decided to fall onto the bed, clutching my foot, howling in agony.  Did I mention I was in AGONY???

Once I recovered sufficiently, to be able to arise: I photographed the scene.

Here is a mug shot of the dastardly fiend, who’s responsible:

murderous fiend

murderous fiend

How dare you be in MY way??  Well, what do you have to say for yourself??  Speak up!

Great, cat’s got it’s tongue.

I wrote an account of the tragic events, and gathered the evidence.

Can I sue the chair?  (I’m sure I’d win!)

Update:  Poor toe is getting better..  Still sulking about not winning the suit for a million dollars, against the chair, but healing nevertheless.

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63 thoughts on “Tipped Toe

  1. Dear Melinda, it’s nice to know you can make a good joke even about something painful, I pitied your little toe, but I was smiling during reading the description about sue the chair, it’s awesome!
    And thanks you for choosing me to participate in That’s So Jacob’s Ninth Month Blog Challenge!

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  2. hahaha! funny, sue your chair and hire a lawyer for him/her or it? lol… I can relate your post. I also had the same experience as yours. That’s going to be more painful when nobody around for you to share how pain it is… haha! It’s painful but it will be fine… Get well soon poor tip toe.. 😀

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  3. I hope the toe is feeling better. I’m afraid your law suit was a loss from the start, You didn’t have a leg to stand on.It wheelie wasn’t a good thing to try. As the chair has identical quintuplet legs you wouldn’t be able to identify the one that assaulted you.
    xxx Huge Hugs xxx

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  4. Well, that looks like it hurt! I stub my toe at least twice a week or so. I even wear house shoes. I remember last summer when I tried to kill a spider while taking a shower and fell and broke my foot in the shower. Wore a darn boot from July to December. Let’s just say I won’t be doing that again ever. He’ll have to drown in the tub before I’ll attempt to murder him. Sympathy for your toe and hope it heals better fast.

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