This is why you have to clean and organize your house:
It hurt like everything. I was in agony, agony, AGONY I tell you!! I think it’s broke.
Call 911!! I need an ambulance! Oh, wait, who am I yelling to???? There’s no one else here. Hmmmmm, think! What to do??? It’s so hard to think when you’re in AGONY!
I know! I’ll lay on the floor, and simply expire from the pain. And when someone comes looking for me, they’ll find my cold, broken body, stretched out on the floor, in a position of supplication… pleading for help, and non came. Ha, ha! That’ll teach ’em a lesson! Oh, wait! Teach who a lesson???? I’ll be dead. Okay, not the best plan....
I decided to fall onto the bed, clutching my foot, howling in agony. Did I mention I was in AGONY???
Once I recovered sufficiently, to be able to arise: I photographed the scene.
Here is a mug shot of the dastardly fiend, who’s responsible:
How dare you be in MY way?? Well, what do you have to say for yourself?? Speak up!
Great, cat’s got it’s tongue.
I wrote an account of the tragic events, and gathered the evidence.
Can I sue the chair? (I’m sure I’d win!)
Update: Poor toe is getting better.. Still sulking about not winning the suit for a million dollars, against the chair, but healing nevertheless.
ha ha 😀 …i can relate to that I also sometimes think like that when hurt 😉 Anyways ..recover soon toe 🙂
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Thanks, NJ. It’s much better now.
Melinda
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Good 🙂 TC 🙂
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Dear Melinda, it’s nice to know you can make a good joke even about something painful, I pitied your little toe, but I was smiling during reading the description about sue the chair, it’s awesome!
And thanks you for choosing me to participate in That’s So Jacob’s Ninth Month Blog Challenge!
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Thanks so much, Ann! I’m happy you enjoyed it! You’re welcome! Enjoy!
Melinda
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Have you settled on your purple for text then? I’m glad it’s not bruised toe purple ;p
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Haha, that’s a good one, Stella! Yep, it’s purple, definitely!
Melinda
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Aww..hope you are feeling better honey! And love the way you write…you can brighten up anyone’s day with your style of writing 😉
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Thanks, Smiling! What a wonderful comment!
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Ouch! Poor you! I hate that monsterous wheelie chair as well. I have one in my study room and I banish it to the closet! Haha!
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Oh, Kally, glad it’s not just me! lol
In the closet is a great place for it! 😉
Melinda
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I’m so sorry Melinda. That just looks PAINFUL! I can relate. We are still stubbing our toes on still unpacked boxes around here. I hate it! I hope some ice and elevation will help. Be well 🙂
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Thanks, Coral. Oh no! Better get cracking on unpacking! lol Stack them all up, and y’all only stub your toes once! lol
It’s all better now, thanks.
Melinda
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hahaha! funny, sue your chair and hire a lawyer for him/her or it? lol… I can relate your post. I also had the same experience as yours. That’s going to be more painful when nobody around for you to share how pain it is… haha! It’s painful but it will be fine… Get well soon poor tip toe.. 😀
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Thanks, Jeanix. All better now! Thanks for the follow, and comment. I’ll get over to visit ya real soon!
Melinda
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That would be great Melinda! Your welcome.. 🙂
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OUCH! hope you are better!
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Thanks, Lynn! Yup, all better, since I’m always behind on writing about stuff!
Your life story is so interesting! Are you planning a book, as well as your blog? I think you should!
Melinda
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I dont know how to go about doing that. I might do a small cookbook after all of the kind encouragement
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I don’t know either, but there’s lots of help on the web! Google “publishing a book”, maybe??
Or “writing a book”?
I ‘m just glad you’re telling your story. I’m loving it.
Melinda
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thanks!
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Welcome!
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Oh no….hope your toe is on the mend.
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Thanks, Bec. All better!
Melinda
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🙂
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Ugh…that is so painful looking!!
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Yup, Kirt…. did I mention I was in AGONY?? lol
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😂
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You left out the most important part. Did you pee your pants when you fell?
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HAHA! LBeth! I can’t reveal ALL my secrets!!
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Aww! Hope you are better!
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Thanks, Freda. I am. Maybe I should post a follow up toe selfie??
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I hope the toe is feeling better. I’m afraid your law suit was a loss from the start, You didn’t have a leg to stand on.It wheelie wasn’t a good thing to try. As the chair has identical quintuplet legs you wouldn’t be able to identify the one that assaulted you.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Haha! David, that’s so clever! You made me laugh! Thanks! Of course, I would have all identical DNA from them! Ah, but only one of them would have had MY DNA on it!!
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Very true. I missed that.I think the chair may run away on it’s legs before going to court. If you were sitting in it you’d be taken for quite a spin.
xxx Hugs xxx
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Lol, you are so witty, sir!
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Well, that looks like it hurt! I stub my toe at least twice a week or so. I even wear house shoes. I remember last summer when I tried to kill a spider while taking a shower and fell and broke my foot in the shower. Wore a darn boot from July to December. Let’s just say I won’t be doing that again ever. He’ll have to drown in the tub before I’ll attempt to murder him. Sympathy for your toe and hope it heals better fast.
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Thanks, Michelle. It’s good now. Poor you! Keep a fly flap (swapper) in there for just such emergencies!
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I have evil furniture that likes to attack my toes too. It’s a conspiracy I tell you!
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Oh, definitely!!
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OUCH oh my gosh, it got you GOOD! You poor thing…. THAT MURDEROUS FIEND!!
(very glad you did not expire from the pain! No expirations allowed among my friends!!)
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haha, I managed to survive, barely…. LOL
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Oh my… It deserves 5 years in the attic!
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Lol!
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Oh those chairs… if they’re not stubbing our toes they’re wheeling out from under us! 😉 ♥ ❤
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Glad to hear all the piggies are feeling fine again 🙂 ♥ ❤
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Thanks! 😀
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SO diabolical-those chairs!
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Poor baby! That looks very painful. I’m sorry the chair leg was mean to you!
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Thank you, Marsha. It needed a kiss!
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Sorry, xox is the best I can do. 🙂
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Exactly what the Doctor ordered!
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🙂
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Melinda, too funny! Poor toe! I make sure I have clear wide paths in my house because I can trip on a piece of lint! I call it “being a bit of a hazard.” I think it’s genetic; my mother is the only person I know of besides myself who could fall UPstairs.
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I’m glad you enjoyed. I’ve tripped over my own feet too many times to count! LOL, Jean that’s funny! I’ve fallen up stairs too! Now you know 2 of us!!
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