Look at this hideousness!!
Hideous!!!
I’m always afraid my mail will be chewed up into cud, by the time I’m able to retrieve it! What if it goes into the 4th stomach, and I can’t reach it???
“Udderly” AWFUL
shudder
Can you tell how much I despise it??
Isn’t the blank backside of a cow what YOU want to see every time you step outside??
Yeah, me neither!!
It must DIE!! It’s officially on death row, as of NOW!!
Oh yeah! I thought that’d get your attention!!
Panicked mooing! “Mooooo!! Mooooo!!” (I’m not sure, but I think Bossy understood!)
Granny, get yore gun, we’s agoin huntin!!
(Update: I have now officially de-“faced” the cow. Death by dismemberment has begun.)
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Ha Ha so funny thank you for making me laugh…Happy New Year I hope you havea great 2016 with lots of love,laughter and good health. Hugs Carol X
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You’re welcome, Carol! It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!
I hope the same for you!
Melinda
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Your post was really funny, but I liked the cow. Unique. You are right though, it looks like the cow will eat your mail. I am having a blog party Saturday for New Years. I hope you will come. Your community is invited too.
Janice
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Thanks, my BBFF! I’m having a party IRL today, so no time to party with y’all.
Sorry!! BBFFM
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I mean, BBFF J
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😉
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I saw one where the cow’s backside pointed out.
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Haha! I’d have liked that better!
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Aww, poor bossy. She was kinda cute. Happy new year, Melinda!
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Thanks, Terri. Should I hold a memorial for her, after I’m done dismembering her??
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Yes, you mean a “me-moo-rial”? LOL!
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HAHAHA!! Yes!!
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LOL!
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😉
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In our town we have a store called “The Purple Cow”. I took a picture of it today and thought of you. So, you didn’t have any purple paint, Lucy?
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Ethel, the things I have to put up! Like Ricky not wanting to do as I say!!! How’s about sending Fred over for a day??
Love, Lucy
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Lucy, When he wakes up from his nap, has his lunch and reads the paper (he’s a slow reader), I’ll check to see if he can spare a minute. We probably have a better chance getting Little Ricky to do some things around here! Love, Ethel
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Ethel, when you find Little Ricky, please tell him to come home right now! He’s got chores!
Love, Lucy
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Lucy, I think he’s in the cellar, banging on that stupid drum set Ricky got him for Christmas or else something’s really wrong with the pipes! Love, Ethel💘
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Oh no Ethel! Not the pipes!!
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Bring in the Drano! (Do they still make that stuff?)🚽🚿🛁
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How would I know, Ethel? You know I don’t handle the “manly” stuff! Do call that cute Culligan Man, though!!
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Hmmmm????? Is he still around?????? Lucy, I think you’re dating yourself – not sure any of this still exists in modern day America.
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I don’t watch TV anymore, so I definitely am dating myself! We’ll just have to come up with our OWN solution!
Love, Lucy
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No TV? Good decision! I could get a lot more writing in if I wasn’t hooked on PBS Mysteries and Elementary. I’m fascinated with mystery stories and how writers put them together. So, I’ll have to solve our dilemma and figure all this out.
Love, Ethel
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Go to it, Ethel!! I’m back here supporting ya all the way!! You can do it!
Love, Lucy
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Yes indeed, that is truly hideous – and very funny! 😀
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Thanks, Annabelle!
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Haha! I thought it couldn’t get any better… and then I saw the udders! I’m still laughing over here. Enjoy your new view now that the cow butt is taken down.
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Thanks, Jenny! I’m so glad my pain made you laugh. 😉
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Hahahaha that cow is definitely a little frightening! You’re probably better off without it. ;P
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Sigh, if only I could enjoy a few burgers from it! But, I’m thinking they’d taste like wood. 😉
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