Graphically Gross Grooming

   Really, Melinda must you be graphically gross about grooming??   What is it now, a shower for the smooshed roach??

Well, I’m sorry to be gross, especially graphically, about grooming, but I have a problem.

   What’s new??   You always have a problem, of some sort or another.

Well, it’s like this.   Sometimes, just sometimes, not always, when I’m toweling off after my shower, I catch a whiff of a ..  How shall I put this??    a whang.

What???   I know I have a lot of acreage to cover, but, really????

I have a sprayer head, so I know everything gets all wet.   I use a wash rag cloth, and soap even!!

Sprayer heads are the bomb!

 

I go over, and over the exact same spots, as many as 3x, the recalcitrant spots, that is.

So what gives??   How in this world can I still be overtly odoriferous??

But the nose knows!!

Sprayer heads are the bomb!

(WHY does it do that with the copying the other caption????

{This is as far as I’ve gotten, with this draft.   I haven’t solved the mystery yet.   And, I don’t even wanna think about it anymore.}

To Be Continued…