Graphically Gross Grooming

   Really, Melinda must you be graphically gross about grooming??   What is it now, a shower for the smooshed roach??

Well, I’m sorry to be gross, especially graphically, about grooming, but I have a problem.

   What’s new??   You always have a problem, of some sort or another.

Well, it’s like this.   Sometimes, just sometimes, not always, when I’m toweling off after my shower, I catch a whiff of a ..  How shall I put this??    a whang.

What???   I know I have a lot of acreage to cover, but, really????

I have a sprayer head, so I know everything gets all wet.   I use a wash rag cloth, and soap even!!

slob, humor, sprayer head

Sprayer heads are the bomb!

 

I go over, and over the exact same spots, as many as 3x, the recalcitrant spots, that is.

So what gives??   How in this world can I still be overtly odoriferous??

But the nose knows!!

slob, humor, giant head shot

Sprayer heads are the bomb!

(WHY does it do that with the copying the other caption????

{This is as far as I’ve gotten, with this draft.   I haven’t solved the mystery yet.   And, I don’t even wanna think about it anymore.}

To Be Continued…

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12 thoughts on “Graphically Gross Grooming

  1. It’s not an easy topic to discuss, but we’ve all had our moments. I did some research on how to tame the armpits in the extreme sweaty Aussie summer and guess what? Sometimes it can just be what soap you use or what deodorant. They can be the cause of a different sort of environments for different types of bacteria. Give everything a reset with a bit of an alcohol based wipe, or a hot wash in the washing machine, change soap and see if you get different results. Obviously not something you want to do everyday but worth trying.

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