Last week, I wrote about my begging for bars. But, I didn’t tell the whole story.
Do tell!
Well, I had an inexplicable craving for them. And, after I finally got my 2 grocery procurement specialists to understand what bars WERE, I kept asking for them. To the tune of 5 dozen, in as many days.

YAY! My own pic, finally!!
WHAT?? You ate FIVE DOZEN ice cream bars in FIVE days????
No, of course not!! Don’t be silly!! I shared.
Ummm, hmmm. Exactly how many did you share?? I know you!
Well, uh, um, {stammer} about 6, I think.
About 6? Or 6??
Well, let’s see, one for the grocery procurement specialist,
Don’t you mean 2?
No, 1 didn’t want any.
Okay, so that’s 1, 5 to go.
And uh, I let PP have some.
Again, I say, how many?
At least 3.
Okay, so that’s 4, not exactly 6!
Oh alright! I confess! I ate 4 dozen, and 8 ice cream bars in 5 days!
Melinda!! That’s not good!
Oh yes, they were!!
Obviously, they contain a heretofore unknown essential vitamin or mineral, necessary for life!
Life in general??
Well, maybe MY life in particular! Right now, for some unknown reason, I needed those 56 ice cream bars to maintain my health. Emotional, if not physical!!
Then, on Monday, I asked for another box. And guess what I got this time?? THIS:

Again, NOT ice cream bars!!
What a travesty!! Did the guy learn nothing?? He claimed the store didn’t have any bars! Really???
Whatever. And he certainly didn’t tell me about THIS:

NOOOO!!!!! No sugar??? Hardly edible then!
No wonder I didn’t want another one !! Sneaky Pete!! Well, that was 1 way to stop me!!
Now. I’m sitting here, thinking, “I’m actually gonna have to go to the store MYSELF!!!” Oh, the horror!! Good thing it’s midnight, the closest store is closed, and I don’t have Vanronica! My scooter ain’t gonna make the 10 mile trip to Publix! (Then again, how do I really know, if I don’t try????)
Tomorrow is only a day away!! Actually, morning is only 6 hours away!! Maybe I can wait that long!!
Awesome update thank you for sharing and have a blessed day
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Thanks, Linda.
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I could do that,
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😀
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I like purple too.
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Woo hoo!! Never too many purple lovers in the world!!
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Love chocolate, don’t care what it is 🙂 Came across your site in the comments at the Blog Party: Meet and Greet 21 on http://mostlyblogging.com 🙂
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Hi Grammy! thanks for telling me where you saw me. I’ll drop by to say hi!
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No sugar??????What are they thinking, Lucy! And whether it was only 1 or 2, you shared! Very admirable, I must say.Your friend, Ethel
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IKR?? Inhumane treatment, I say!!
Thank you very much! I can always count on you to recognize my noble gestures!!
Love, Lucy
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I’m here to serve! 😼 💜
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😀 I’m so glad!!
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Oh. My. Goodness. Seriously? If I did that I would go into a sugar coma and sleep for six months! How are you even able to THINK straight after all that sugar?! You must be super-human! It just isn’t fair that my pancreas won’t let me eat 56 ice cream bars without trying to kill me. 😟
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Well, I do sleep heavily and wake up groggy!!
And, I’m sure I’m almost dead myself, just haven’t realized yet. 😉
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Oh my gooooooodness, ahahahahaa you’re hilarious, but um…. I hope you had some salad in there too?? ;P
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Possible one or two!
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Amazing! This blog looks just like my old one!
It’s on a entirely different topic but it has pretty much the same page
layout and design. Great choice of colors!
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