Welcome to Declutterathon Day !!
How am I gonna come up with 19 more alliterative titles with Declutterathon in them??? Help! I’m panicking here!!
Dun dun dun!! {Hey! There’s one! Only 18 more to go!}
Behold the bedroom bookshelf!
Or would it be in your office, since it’s to the left of your computer desk??
Top left, Top right, Bottom left, Bottom right.
In 4 part harmony, no less!!
Now, that the preliminaries are over,
Deciding which room it’s located in??
Exactly! As I was saying…. Down to the actual work of de-cluttering.
Timer set: 15 min.
Ready! Steady! Set! Go!
Work, workety, work. Throw trash away. Read a card. Cry. This was to Bobby, my dead husband. Who died 15 years ago. Reckon I should let it go now. I don’t think he will mind.
Agonize over decisions.
How do I let go of DD1’s hands???? Answer: I can’t. Not yet. Back in the memories box.
Ding!
Time’s up!
What? Already? But, I’m not even halfway through!!
Well, you can keep going, ya know! 15 minutes was only the minimum you promised, nobody said you had to STOP at 15!
Okay, I will! {Keep going, that is. This time I didn’t even set the timer, just looked at the time.)
More work, workety, work, work.
More throwing trash away. More reading cards. More crying. More agonizing over decisions.
Or not. Since I don’t even WEAR make-up, this one was easy peasy!
Then why did you buy it again??
Ummm, oh yeah! To wear to Dr. Kim’s graduation!
Oh, alright. But suggestion?
Yes?
Don’t buy any more make-up! You won’t wear it!
Good point.
Oh no! DD1’s birthing center bib! More agonizing! How will I ever remember she was born in a birthing Center, if I throw this away??? Waaaaaahhhh!
Wait, this sounds awfully familiar!
What do you mean??
Didn’t you go thru this same exact routine when you found DD2’s hospital cap?
Uh, I dunno. Maybe….
And what did your friend, who was helping you de-clutter then, say?
[small voice] Get rid of it.
Uh, huh. And how many times since then have you cried over that baby cap??
Well, uh, um, a c t u a l l y….
Yes? Actually how many times exactly??
Oh ok, NONE. Okay?? None. {Realization hits.} Oh, so what you’re saying is, I won’t miss this either, once I let it go?
Bravo, Grasshopper! You have learned well!
{Big swoosh of breath.} Reluctantly kisses it, and puts in the donate pile.
Um, another suggestion?
{big sigh} What now?
Before you donate it, don’t you think you need to wash it? After all, it IS 29 years old! Not to mention dirty, and stained.
You may have a point there. It is rather grungy. But, am I really gonna take the time to wash something, just to donate it?? No, I’m really not. {Bigger sigh} Oh alright, trash it is. NOOOO!!! {Grabs it back outta trash.}
Melinda!
What? {snarl}
Remember I called you Grasshopper! Pull up your big girl panties, and get on with it!
Can’t I recycle it instead??
Will the baby bib ever actually make it outta Melinda’s hands?? How long will she continue to cry, and argue over it??
Well folks, that’s enough drama for today. Tune in tomorrow for the dramatic conclusion of Declutterathon Day !
Dun, dun, dun!
Queen Anne’s first day. https://minimalistsometimes.com/2016/09/05/21-day-one/
Queen Anne’s other Ladies-in-Waiting:
Grace, at The CFO MOM Blog
Jen, at The Hidden Hoarder
Barb, at Decluttering The Stuff
Wow – all this excitement!
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You inspired me – three large boxes of books are off the shelves, sorted out, and packed to be donated to the nursing home that took such loving care of my father in his last days. More to come!
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Woo hoo Dolly!! You go girl!! There, doesn’t that feel good?
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It feels fantastic! Now, the next task is to get my husband to load them into my car, and the security guard there will unload and bring them in. That will wait, though, until I bake the honey cake I am also planning to take there.
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Oh yumms!!
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Melinda, I am totally physically and mentally exhausted. We need a rest!
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YUP!! Haha. All I did today was ride an hour to the dr, get blood drawn, wait, ride back, and nap during the rain storm. What a wonderful life!
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There does seem to be a lot of rain going on in florida. I’m glad you napped and make sure you stay dry.
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Yeah, it’s hurricane season- read monsoons! 😉
Naps are so refreshing! Thankfully my roof seems to be sound.
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Lucy, I am relieved to know you’re safe. Sleep tight! Love, Ethel 🌧 😱 🌩
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Thanks, Ethel!
I hope Cap’n Bligh’s reign of terror is over soon!!
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I’m loving the dialogue, it’s like hearing myself sometimes… except mine is not calling me grasshopper… nope.. I’m cupcake… what the…????
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Ugh.. that was agonizing! Now I’m dreading getting started tonight because those same things will be going through my head! LOL!!
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Sorry to bum you out before you even begin! 😉
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It’s going to be a very slow night of decluttering!
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Put on some upbeat music, and boogie on down!!
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Yes, I think we can all use a little less clutter in our world. It is amazing how cluttered our life becomes. I have learned that if we have less clutter and have an neat environment to work in, we become more productive in our work. Thank you for a great and interesting post.
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Thank you so much for reading, and responding!
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