First there was Florida Flippancies. Then, there was Flipped over Flippancies. Now, I bring you “Florida Funnies!”
Not even joking!! These things hurt like no other!! Be so glad if you never experienced it yourself!! The pain is like legos on steriods!!
I can’t tell!! Where’s the answer key????
They were everwhere in my youth!!!
Your skin color when you’re not used to the beach!!
Hope you laughed your head off! (Not literally, course!)
All funny but really love the foundation one! Do people really try and wear foundation in that climate?!!!!! Sorry I have been AWOL from commenting – life threw me a couple more balls to juggle but will be here when I can.
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Yes, they do!! smh I don’t understand that at ALL!! (Maybe they keep it in the freezer???)
I’m sorry to hear that Gilly. What can I pray about for you?
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Oh it’s just the natural progression of life – my parents are 88 and 90 and still live independently with support from me and my sister. But my mum needs a new hip and it got so bad recently that she can barely walk. So they need lots of extra help now. Have been fighting with our National Health Sevice get her hip replacement surgery but getting nowhere. We have finally found a way to get it done and so I am in a race against time getting a room in their house cleared of junk (yes, shades of de-cluttering again!!! 😀) and decorated ready to move in to look after my dad while mum is in hospital. There are lots of knock on effects for my sister and I so we are very busy fire-fighting those too. The op is only a couple of weeks away now so life is pretty crazy right now. Am not sad, am happy that we are able to be there and make their last year’s as easy as possible. Our husbands are very supportive thank goodness! So I am reading and writing in sporadic bursts whenever I can at the moment and very soon it might get even more sporadic – but I will be back! Thank you. Hope you are doing ok.
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Wow! You and your sis have a lot on your plates!! What a blessing y’all are to your mum and dad! After all, they’re a blessing to y’all!! Supportive husbands are the best!
I’ll see ya whenever you get a chance!
Prayers for Mum’s quick recovery!
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Blessing and thank you for sharing
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Thanks, Linda.
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I saw a video in the news a few days ago – I think it was from Japan maybe? An alligator (or maybe it was a crocodile; it was dark so who knows) wandered into someone’s pool in the back yard while 2 people were swimming. The guy jumped out and ran for his life, leaving his female companion to fend for herself to get out. Fortunately, she didn’t lose any limbs in the process although I think he did chomp some of her skin.
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Oh no!!! What a chicken!! I guess he’s history, with her!!
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Such a cute post. I laughed my head off. You should see me now! 🙂
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I NEED a pic, Marsha!! 😉
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I don’t look so great headless! It didn’t come all the way off, but it’s skewed a little to one side!😝😝😝
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AS long as you didn’t lose your glowing smile!
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No, I’ve got it lying around here somewhere! 🙂
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Cool! Check me out tomorrow!!
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Yes, these definitely made me laugh out loud, Melinda!! Loved the implication of the first one, and sadly identify with that last one 🙂
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Me too! Except, I don’t bare my belly to anyone!! Unless one of the babies pulls up my shirt, too fast for me to grab it! lol
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Ok, Melinda, I am going to take it personally. This alligator is my friend! When tourists start complaining about Florida heat, we offer a mohito! Yes, they are $45 a pop on Ocean Drive, but we count on your brain melting together with your makeup.
(I don’t even know which one made me laugh more!)
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Haha! Since I live here too, I can poke fun!! Glad you enjoyed!!
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Sure did!
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Those were FUNny! What’s with the walker on the beach? Those hotdogs or legs kinda looked like hotdogs to me. The bathing suit was funny, that would be me in a two piece. Thanks so much Melinda for joining in on our Blogging Grandmothers Link Party #2. We sure appreciate you partying with us! Looking forward to you joining us again next weekend!
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I guess someone had the “miracle” of being able to walk?? I don’t see how you’d even get that far with a walker in the first place!!
Yeah, I couldn’t ever decide- hot dogs or legs either! lol
Me too!
You’re welcome! My pleasure!
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Your photos gave me a good laugh. Yes I think I might have made a vase like this when I was younger.
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I’m glad you got a good laugh, Candy. Are you a native Floridian?
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These are all very funny. My extent of my experience is to spend a couple of days before and a day after a cruise in Miami. We had a wonderful hotel and were there for a couple of extra days, we had the opportunity to explore a bit. We were there in November but I can’t imagine trying to wear foundation on a hot, and humid Florida summer day. Thanks for sharing the laughs with The Blogging Grandmothers. I hope you will join us again next week.
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IKR?? November is wonderful, compared to August!! Or May- Sept even!!
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Having lived in East TN most of my life, I didn’t understand Florida. After living here a couple months now…I get it. I totally get it now!! And, yes, I had to laugh along!! Thank you for the humor this morning! 🙂 Blessings ❤
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Welcome!! I’m glad you enjoyed the funnies. You’re welcome. God blesses me every day!
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Me too. He’s so good! 🙂
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All the time!
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