We ALL know how much I hate my blue shower curtain, right??
(And those nasty, green/blue shower hooks! They made me shudder!!)
Yes, Melinda, we know. Okay, then. Here’s the story of shopping for a new one.
I only had a dollar, and 7 cents. So, of course I headed to the Dollar Tree. Love that store!! I was on a mission. Get a new shower curtain, or bust! (Bonus: if I couldn’t find one, I could always get some chocolate bananas as a consolation prize!)
Here’s the selection I found.
Ummmm, not to my taste, to put it delicately. Frankly, all the patterned ones were U to the G ugly! The plain white one would have to do, I guess. sigh Since the one you might think was purple, was actually a dull blue. 😦
I was impressed however, with the variety! Considering that they were only a dollar each!
I persevered, and found a clear one. YAY!! Then I could still see my ugly walls!! Ugh.
So, I brought home the clear one. And it sat. And it sat……. Too many “sat”s to say.
Months went by. One day, when Sis came over to take me penny shopping at Dollar General, I went by the shower curtain aisle, and found these.
Only $4!! And they’ll dress up that plain clear curtain, so prettily!! But, still they sat, and sat, and sat.
I just had no energy to put up the clear curtain, even tho I had these pretty rings to dress it up. sigh
I was discouraged.
Then something wonderful happened!! I went to a different DG, with Mama, and lo and behold, what did I see??? Could it be??? YES!! A purple, honest to goodness purple, shower curtain!! After I recovered from my swoon, I scooped it up and RAN to the checkout!! I asked Mama, “Is this purple, like I think it is??” (Just to make SURE my eyes weren’t deceiving me!!) When she said, “Yes”, I almost wept in relief!
Haha! I’m so happy to see the last of that blah blue blob, that I want to dance a jig on its grave! (But! Seeing as how I probably couldn’t fit my ski-boat feet into that little garbage can, I better restrain myself!! But I’m doing it in my head!!)
NOW!! Introducing my new and improved, beautiful to behold: Purple Shower Curtain!!
Good eye! Yup, I’m missing one ring. I didn’t even notice, (even tho the bottom of the package was slit open, I thought maybe XH had opened it for me) until I hung them all up, and 1 was missing.
(IF you’re wondering about the circles over the eyes, they are see thru holes. This was a mask.)
Ta da!
I will just focus on all the pretty purple, and fabulous fuschia, and ignore the 1 teeny, tiny flaw.
Now, I’ll probably start living in the shower, instead of on my computer!
Update: The missing ring had fallen on the rug, that’s why I didn’t hear it!! I didn’t see it either. Later, XH saw it, and put it up for me as a surprise!! Thank you XH!! All is blissful, and beautiful!!
All you need now is purple shower gel (if you don’t already have some!). Let me guess your favourite songs – Purple Haze and Purple Rain?😀
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haha!!
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Congrats Lucy. What did you do with the old Dollar store one, that was plain in color – did you put it in another shower ?
Susie
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Thanks, Susie! I only have the one shower. I’d take it back , if I could find the receipt. But, probably just donate it.
Lucy
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Yeah!
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Oh Melinda, I don’t know anyone else who could write such a fascinating post about a shower curtain, and I mean that in a really good way! I was gutted when I read about your missing curtain ring though…honestly, you are a great storyteller and I’m so happy you finally got your purple shower curtain…it looks so much better…I can hear the water hissing from here 🙂 ❤
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Thank you, Sherri! You don’t know how wonderful that compliment is to hear!
Good news! I found it! It had dropped on the rug, so I hadn’t heard it fall!!
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Oh I’m so glad Melinda…I meant every word! I love reading your posts, you have quite the storytelling gift young lady! And yay…that’s wonderful, so happy to hear! It’s the little things every time isn’t it? ❤
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Yes, it is!
You encourage me so much, Sherri! Thank you!
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So glad Melinda… as you do me! 🙂 ❤
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😀
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yeah for the color purple
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😀
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I love a happy ending!! =D So what did you do with the clear curtain?
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I donated it to a girl who is getting her first apt.
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They sell shower curtains at Dollar Tree?
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Yup! VERY, very THIN ones.
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