DD1: Hey Mama,
Me: Hey, baby.
DD1: I need to ask ya a favor.
Me: Ok, baby, anything. Thinks should qualify that before she asks to co-sign a mortgage or something…
DD1: I need you to start saving tp rolls for me.
Me: Imagines all sorts of cute crafts she and PP will make….
Me: Comes back to earth from the craft daydream. Oh? Whatcha making?
Me: Huh?? What would you need with tp rolls, if ya ain’t gonna make crafts??
DD1: I’m gonna sell them on e-bay.
Me: Stunned, unbelieving silence
People sell their trash on e-bay?? Voice rising
DD1: Yup! A 40 pc lot of tp rolls sells for about $10.
- Buy It Now
- Free shipping (It IS true!!)
Me: WHAT????? Runs thru the house, pulling all the tubes outta all the tp rolls. Yeehaw!! We’re gonna be rich!!
I’m already 2/5ths of the way to being a ten dollar-aire!