Love Letter to my new Purple Shower Curtain.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
#1 I love you to the depth and breadth and height that the bathroom can reach.
#2 Thy long lovely lavender locks flowing from the ceiling to (almost) the floor delight mine eyes.
#3 They shade me from the harsh light, bathing me in soft wondrous lavender hues, delighting my soul.
#4 Thy great beaded rings gliding along the bar like graceful beaked swans gliding along the pond, maketh mine ears to rejoice in the sound.
#5 Thy plastic shields my floor from being flooded, and keepeth my feet dry.
#6 The sheer sight of you fills my heart with pure joy.
#7 I love you with the smiles, and tears of my whole life.
#8 And if God choose, I shall but love thee better after your death.
Inspiration, and partial author’s credit to
Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1806 – 1861