My good friend Susie said that washing dishes was anathema to her. (Don’t you love that word??)
My immediate response was, “Don’t worry, they don’t like it either!”
So, then I started thinking, “Hey, I wonder what dishes DO think about it?”
Are they just chillaxin in old sweats? (Can we agree if mold’s growing on it, then it’s old?? and stinky like sweats?)
Then unceremoniously slammed into hot, soapy water, bubbles filling their noses, being boiled alive!! WHAT THE HECK????
“Hey, oh! Hey! I’m being scalded alive here!” I can just hear them shout, loudly!! I’m quite sure you could hear it too, if you attune your ears to their distress!