Today is Independence Day!! God bless America! This is the only holiday that can’t be celebrated by any other country in the world!! It’s mine, all mine! Of course I mean ours!
Happy Birthday, America!
I couldn’t decide which one I liked best, so I used them all!
Now we sing a rousing chorus of “Happy Birthday, America!” Followed by the second verse: “How old are you??” (I can’t keep track!!)
Today we’re serving more military memes. Thanking the troops who have fought, and died to free us, and keep us free! Thanks to everyone, all the way back to the Revolutionary War.
I wish everyone a Happy Independence Day. If you’re an American, that is!
If you’re British, this one might appeal more to you.
I think it’s funny myself! No hard feelings now, right guys?? Guys???
One more year of freedom celebrated. May God bless us with many, many more!