I had to have a serious talk with Melinda this morning. “Listen here, Melinda, this is beyond ridiculous!! Curtis has been waiting more than 2 years now for Shirley’s quilt! (Since June 2015, to be exact.) You are grounded until future notice. Get over there and sew!”
She wasn’t happy with me, but she knew I was right. So, in a little bit, she texted me these.
Ya happy now?
No, as a matter of fact, I’m not. I won’t be happy till you have it done, and in Curt’s hot little hands! So, get off the phone, and chain yourself to that machine woman!!
So, she did. We’ll see how long it takes her to finish. It’s already 3/4th done, for Pete’s sake! And she doesn’t even have to quilt it! All she has to do is piece the top! (Curtis wisely confiscated the batting, and backing, long ago, figuring it would take her the rest of the decade to do it ALL. Good move, Bubba. You know your procrastinating sister too well.
I try to relax, and read, as the seconds, minutes, and slow, slow hours tick by.
“YAY!” Melinda shouted, startling me.
“Are you done?? ” I asked, ever hopeful.
“Yes!” “Really? ” I queried suspiciously.
“Well, I’m done with the width….” Back to the machine for you!!
“But I’m hungry! And I need to go potty!” Melinda whined.
“Fine, take a break, but make it snappy!” I growled.
(More hours, and then days go by…..)
“I’m duh-hunnnnn!” Melinda singsonged.
Oh my goodness! Can it be true?? I think I better sit down before I faint!!
“Here it is!” Melinda proudly exclaims.
I pore over every square, and every seam. Well, that didn’t work out very well, did it?
All of this was optimistically written last February, before I started de-cluttering so hard.
And today is Tuesday, July 31, 2017.
So, yeah, Melinda if you would just seriously GET IT DONE!! That would be great!
I tried!! Really I did!
Tasty Tuna Two explains what happened…..
And here we are on Monday, 8/21. Thankfully, still 2017!
And it really is done!!
Seriously?? YES!! See??
Oh, you mean the top is pieced. Well, yeah, I said it’s done! The whole quilt isn’t done until you have all 3 layers, and they are quilted together.
Oh, well then. The top is done!! I will show off the results to Sis Shirley on Friday, and regain possession of the missing 2 layers. That is if Curtis trusts me enough to return them!! He might decide to keep the top, and teach himself to quilt!
It would probably get done in the same amount of time!