I don’t wanna be doing this. I’m only doing it cuz someone tried so hard to shame me about it.
(Hello, person formerly known as “Sweet friend”, I’m talking about you.)
Not anything drastic, just folding some laundry, the gargantuan mountain of Living room loveseat laundry.
I can do that from a seated position, so no real excuse for NOT doing it, just my arms hurt, I’m tired, I’m hungry, I feel like I’m gonna faint… any of those work for ya? No? Drats, I was hoping to get out of this for a longer time. Oh yeah! I forgot, I have a headache! No? Still not working? My stomach hurts??? Check my head, I think I have a fever!
Oh, look! Willie stopped by to help! You’re welcome, Jan C.!
Fine! I’ll fold the stinkin’ laundry.
There- happy now?
Next time, I’ll ask Mama, she’ll let me get by with it!