More Military Memes

Today is Independence Day!!          God bless America!           This is the only holiday that can’t be celebrated by any other country in the world!!       It’s mine, all mine!        Of course I mean ours!

Happy Birthday, America!

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I couldn’t decide which one I liked best, so I used them all!

Now we sing a rousing chorus of “Happy Birthday, America!”        Followed by the second verse:   “How old are you??”       (I can’t keep track!!)

Today we’re serving more military memes.        Thanking the troops who have fought, and died to free us, and keep us free!          Thanks to everyone, all the way back to the Revolutionary War.

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A moment of silence.

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Thank you ladies, and gentlemen!

 

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Yes, we definitely are!

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Yeah, baby!!

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Thank you, General Washington, and all the guys who fought.

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Got that right!!

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Now that the grands are in shared custody, I get this!

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Too true! lol For all my doggy loving friends, like Stella.

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Bwahahaha!

I wish everyone a Happy Independence Day.        If you’re an American, that is!

If you’re British, this one might appeal more to you.

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I think it’s funny myself!    No hard feelings now, right guys??         Guys???

One more year of freedom celebrated.         May  God bless us with many, many more!

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Putrid Purse

Aha!  I have finally de-cluttered something!  Only 1 thing, but whatever!  I have de-cluttered!!

 

I haven’t been able to say that for over a month.  (We won’t say HOW far over!)

Here is my pretty purse, that Aunt Sherry gave me for my birthday.  (Yes, Aunt Sherry from the porch.  If you missed it, go read all about it!)

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Unhappily, something happened, and all at once, all 4 handles were coming unglued.

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It was weird!  All 4, just hanging by threads!  All at the same time!!  I don’t remember doing anything to cause that.   

Anyhoo, can’t use it like that, I might lose all my valuables!!  Yes, my watermelon Purell IS very valuable, to ME!!  {Do you KNOW how much this stuff costs at Bath and Boo boo Works???  And it has a hanging strap!!}

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So, regretfully, I kissed the purse goodbye, dangled it over the trash bin…

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and let   it    goooooo.

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RIP, pretty, purple, paisley purse.

Strawberry Slush

Part 1 Strawberry City, part two, Man Giant, part three, Strawberry Banquet, part four, Strawberry Love.

They are a happy family.

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Mama lives with them, and keeps messes to a  minimum.

Then disaster strikes!

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Man Giant is sent to a Northern City for his job.  Sadly, Strawberry Girl packs up the family, and they all move.

Poor Strawberry Girl manages to feed and diaper Baby Strawberry Giant, but little else.

Poor Man Giant had to come home from work, and then do all the house work.

Strawberry Girl is ashamed of herself, but does not know what to do.

Finally, some good news!

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The Anticipation of a  2nd baby!

OH NO!!!

Disaster strikes twice!

Man Giant is  sent to the  ARCTIC Circle,

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before baby # 2 is born.

Baby Strawberry Giant becomes Toddler Strawberry Giant, and receives gift of Newborn Strawberry Giant for her birthday.

Since Man Giant is already gone, Strawberry Girl has to do all the moving herself, with 2 little Giants.   Strawberry Girl is Exhausted,

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by the time she reaches her new home.  It was a 24 hr journey.

Strawberry  Girl gets sick.   Sicker, sicker, and sicker.  Man Giant gets frustrated doing all the work, all the time.

Tells Strawberry Girl to go to the Dr.

Dr. tells Strawberry Girl she has……

To Be Continued….

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