Here Anne, the top 10 fowl funnies, just for you!
(In no particular order.)
Dun, dun, dun!!
Uh, oh!
(ALL birds are fowl, right????)
I don’t think she believes you….
And that’s the truth!
Poor, poor chicken lip-less!!
Ooohhh, you in trouble!!
Vewy, vewy quietly!
What up??
Rut-roh!!
And, last but certainly not least:
This is not about chickens, but I couldn’t resist!!
Click, clack, cluck?? Melinda, are you nuts??? (Why, yes I am! Thanks for noticing!) That doesn’t make a lick of sense!
Well, Chicken Laughs doesn’t alliterate!!
Mama ALWAYS knows best!!
Don’t count those chickens before they hatch!!
Hope you got as many laughs outta these as I did!
To my surprise, I’m finding that I LIKE having a series. After a year and a half of blogging, I can always learn something new!
No, it’s not the chicken that chuckles! Hopefully it’s you who chuckles about the chicken!!
Right??
Bwahhahahahaha!!
Do I ever!!
Uh, Bob, I gotta tell ya something….
I know suicide is a serious topic, and I hope I haven’t offended anyone. But, to my sick sense of humor, this is funny.
I laughed out loud at so many of these!! I just couldn’t stop downloading them, so look for a Chicken Chuckles #2 next week!!
See why I don’t cook??? All l did was turn on the oven,
Oven on, temp. set
and put chicken thighs inside.
Sorta baked thighs
Then the ear-splitting fire alarm goes off!
ANNOYING ALARM!!
I took it down, and put it inside my robe.
Looks like I’m alarmed and dangerous!
Then the one way down the hall joins in the cacophony. Dang! (I know I’m a big girl!!!, but still there ain’t room for both! )
So, I wrapped them both up in my thick blankie. This oughta fix ’em!!
Wrapped up like pigs in a blanket
If the smoke gets so thick they go off again, I better hi-tail it outta here myself!!
Even the alarms get alarmed when I try to cook. It just ain’t worth the headache!! That’s why I bake my potatoes in the microwave. Looks like I need to learn how to bake chicken in there as well!! Alternately, just buy canned chicken, and forget the whole “But, I want it hot!” thing. I’m thinking that just might be the best solution.
It’s annoying, depressing, not a good thing at all. Maybe part of my planning for meals should be donning my Haz mat suit??? AND calling the Firemen to be on stand-by???
Even with all the alarms, noise, and smoke, it turned out to be a yummy supper after all!
Baked , okay, microwaved potato, and baked (yes, really!) chicken
I’m debating which pic to pick, aha- see what I did there??
I have so many, so, so many goofy pix of me. You might say it’s my natural look!
Okay, I’ll just grab one and go.
Me as a cow. Moooo
(I can say that about myself, but don’t you try it, I’ll deck ya!)
Have you ever gone to Chik-fil-a on Cow Appreciation Day??? It’s a madhouse! (See what I did there? Catch the mad cow reference? I kill myself.) Everyone that dresses up in a cow costume gets free food. They even provide free printables on their website! It’s so much fun!
I know you probably wouldn’t have recognized me, without my purple shades giving away my disguise. You can’t see the black spots all over my shirt, cuz the camera wasn’t panorama, therefore couldn’t capture me in all my bovine glory! (Okay- no more fat jokes!! We’re done.)
Those aren’t earrings, they’re my ears. Yes, poor me, my ears hang low. (And no, I didn’t try to tie them in a bow.)
Ask me how hard it was to eat through a cow’s snout! nose? Whatever it’s called. Pretty hard! But, the good news is, the paper tasted like chicken.
