More caffeine cackles!!
These are from Aug. 2016 as well as last week’s.
https://purpleslobinrecovery.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/brew-brouhaha/
Coffee is food, right?
I hear ya! Someone in the back said it’s more important than food, it’s liquid life!
Tag Archives: coffee
Caffeine Cackles
Okay, since I’m having a media storage crisis, which can’t be fixed right now, (I’m broke), I have to just reblog old stuff. Which I was already doing anyway, so – yay!!
Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!!
https://purpleslobinrecovery.wordpress.com/2016/08/22/java-joe-jokes/
Sip some caffeine, of your choice, and have some cackles!!
(Sorry no pix. Refer to first paragraph.)
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Brew Brouhaha
{I know a brouhaha is a fight, not a laugh like bwahaha, deal with it.}
Whoa, girl! You’re getting mighty aggressive there!
{snarl} I haven’t had my coffee yet.
But, I thought you didn’t like coffee???
Yeah, I don’t! So that tells ya how far gone I am! Don’t mess with me today, you won’t like what happens.
{hands up in surrender} Don’t worry, I’m not gonna mess with ya!
Just throw me ice cream bars, and no body gets hurt!
Heading to the store as we speak!!
Okay, now that she’s gone, I can quit pretending to be so surly. I just needed a break!!
(old caption) You saw her in the grad. pix, she’s small!! But tall!
Now that we’ve had our brouhaha, (and legitimized the title), here’s your brew.
Yes ma’am!! Immediately, sir!! (I don’t know if it’s a boy or girl cat, so I covered both my bases there.)
I was gonna comment on their spelling, then i realized they probably Do mean “expire”!
HAHA, and lookie there, WE are outta coffee memes!
Wait and see if I can brew up any more java jokes, or is the coffee cup dry???
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Java Joe Jokes
Combining the 2 names for coffee- is that cheating?? I challenge you to keep coming up with alliterative coffee cackle titles!!
My Sis-in-love, Shirley, has given me some more names, so look for more java jokes down the road! Also, possibly more joe jokes, as well. {Gotta cram ’em all in here!!}
Sub chocolate for coffee, and that’s me!
Right, Michelle??
Oh the agony!!
No doubt about it!
It’s hard to read cuz so little, but try anyway!
Genius!
I feel like there’s a 3rd pic missing…
Don’t they ID in those places????
Bwahahahaha!
YESSS!
Me too, with ice cream bars!!
Let’s see what title I brew up next time!
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Joe Jokes
It’s Monday again!! Rise and shine, campers!!
How many more synonyms for coffee are there? I gotcher java, and joe now. What else can I dig up??
Here’s some more joe jokes, hopefully you won’t snort any coffee out your nose! And if you do, I so hope you’re not at work!!
Boom!
Lol
So true.
Get it?
Right?? I’ve had some of those!!
Chocolate covered!!
Good morning, bright eyes!
Haha, that’s what I used to drink Coke for!
Oopsie, guess I’m not trustworthy then!
YES!! Oh yes!!
Let’s all raise our mugs to coffee!!
(Or not, if you’re like me and don’t drink the mess.)
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Coffee Cackles
I did it! I thought of another Java Jokes title!! Woo hoo me!! Wonder if I can do it a third time??)
Wonder if they really fed the animals coffee???
That would be mine!
IKR?? Yup, had those days too!
Haha, forgot “Mark off to do list.”
So, basically coffee is life saving???
Cute!
I’d say!
My sentiments exactly!
lol
Wow, I had no idea how popular the coffee memes would be! So, now I have to come up with yet another name!!
Pssst, Melinda!
Yeah? What is it?
Look back up to meme #8. We have confidence in you!
Awww! Thanks so much! Okay, folks, you heard it here first! I can do it!!
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Java Jokes
“Java jokes?” jeers the jabberer. Hey, at least this one makes sense!! Unlike Click, clack, cluck!
No comment needed.
If the java doesn’t give you enough of a jolt…
LOL
Yeah, did ya??
I know some of these people!!
Awwww!
My kind of collaboration!
Git it girl!
Somewhere!
Well, if I don’t stop now, this post will be 30 pages long! But don’t worry, I have more Java Jokes, I just need to come up the alliterative title!! (Maybe I need to drink some java????)
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Menu Memes
Downloading these memes is getting down right addicting! Somebody stop me!! Today’s Word on the Street is Menu. Look for the word Menu on this episode of PurpleSlobInRecovery. Brought to you by the color purple.
This one is hysterical!!
Amiright???
RIP Butter. You’ll be missed.
Today’s Menu:
Phoned in rice
Faked butter
Raisins that look like chocolate chips cookies
Kumquat calls
Cadbury scrambled eggs
Caterpillar butterflies
Pizza bacon
Yes, a kumquat is really a food!
Ah, that madcap Joey! I miss him!
Well, if you eat it, is it food???
OOPSIE!
Oh, that’s a bad thing??
Food! Food FOOD!!!
And 1 more for the road…
Genius!! Why didn’t I think of that??
