I’m debating which pic to pick, aha- see what I did there??
I have so many, so, so many goofy pix of me. You might say it’s my natural look!
Okay, I’ll just grab one and go.
(I can say that about myself, but don’t you try it, I’ll deck ya!)
Have you ever gone to Chik-fil-a on Cow Appreciation Day??? It’s a madhouse! (See what I did there? Catch the mad cow reference? I kill myself.) Everyone that dresses up in a cow costume gets free food. They even provide free printables on their website! It’s so much fun!
I know you probably wouldn’t have recognized me, without my purple shades giving away my disguise. You can’t see the black spots all over my shirt, cuz the camera wasn’t panorama, therefore couldn’t capture me in all my bovine glory! (Okay- no more fat jokes!! We’re done.)
Those aren’t earrings, they’re my ears. Yes, poor me, my ears hang low. (And no, I didn’t try to tie them in a bow.)
Ask me how hard it was to eat through a cow’s snout! nose? Whatever it’s called. Pretty hard! But, the good news is, the paper tasted like chicken.