Michelle, Sis, came to eat lunch with me last Wed. While she was in the bathroom, washing her hands, she hollered called, “Hey! Why do you have a m*riju*n* leaf in here??” I yelled “WHAT???” as I ran walked semi-quickly in there. She pointed to this:

Wow! Really?
She said, “Seaweed is all flowy, and curved on this curtain. Do ya see any pointy leaves??”
OH NO!!! I never gave it a thought, that it looked like m*riju*n*!! I do remember looking at it and thinking, “Huh. That’s weird, only 1 leaf, and all the rest fish.”

There it is, big as life!
Now I GOTTA go get a new shower curtain!! NO more delays!! I can’t have people thinking Melinda approves of illegal stuff! (Do you think it was a secret code?? Ya know, like those black lantern boys in people’s yards were a secret code for “This house is a stop on the Underground Railroad.” ???) Whatever, time to get it gone!!!! One shower curtain and hooks purge coming up!!