No, not that kind of bars! I’m an alcoholic in recovery, remember??
A guy (I don’t want to embarrass him, so I won’t name him, but his initials are XH.) was over here helping me, and I was craving ice cream, so I asked him to go get me some ice cream bars.
This is what he brought me:
These are ice cream sandwiches.
Public Service Announcement: These are sandwiches, not bars, which it clearly states on the box.
{Disclaimer: I really did take my own pix, but I have a brand new phone, and for some reason, I can’t get them to download, and my tech guy is asleep because it’s very, very late for him, very, very early for me. So, anyway, I had to cheat and get Gmail images. Sorry.}
So, I described to him what I really wanted, (and asked for by name!!) and said, what do you call those?? He said, “I don’t know, this is what I thought you wanted, they’re in a bar.”
sigh
“Thanks, hon. I appreciate you getting me ice cream.” says I.
Then, later that afternoon, a different guy came over to help me, so I asked him to go get me some ice cream bars. AND I described it again.
“Ya know, vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate?” I begged.
And this is what HE brought me:
These are ice cream sandwiches.
Yeah, EXACT same thing.
I said, “These are sandwiches, not bars. I asked for bars.”
He said “Yeah, well, these are bar shaped. It’s what ya got. Now enjoy.”
sigh
So “Thanks, hon. I appreciate you getting me ice cream.” says I. (We don’t use pet names like that.)
And I definitely am NOT gonna identify him!! I need my tech guy!! (Oopsie!!)
This is what I BEGGED for!!
This is what I BEGGED for!!
(Notice it say “BARS” clearly on the box????)
sigh
Anybody got a female to male translation dictionary I can have???
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