Mashed Monday Memes

Here it is Memes Monday again!!     Yay!       They’re gonna just be all mashed up today.       I’m just not even feeling a theme.       The first 10 I come to are it.

So, here ya go.

slob, humor, scary math

At least they’re honest!

slob, humor, more scary math

Honestly, how hard is it to count to five??        Apparently, that’s one pay grade above them!!

slob, humor, germ shout out

Eeeks!!       Looks like there’s a theme going anyway!!        Scary math!

slob, humor, exercise     I doan know.      Is this funny??

slob, humor, tacos

This one is funny!!        And maybe a burrito!

slob, humor, ADD

Yup, pretty much!         Then, ya gotta get up and dance, then ya gotta pee, then you try to go to sleep……

 

slob, humor, amoebas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one tickles my funny bone.  Too bad he doesn’t have one!

slob, humor, aliens

Aha!!      So, I’m NOT just paranoid!       It IS a plot!

slob, humor, fail

Love the Far Side!!       This would be me!

slob, humor, books

I think this one is hysterical!!       MY kinda Kindle!!

Did ya get your laugh on??

Start your week right, belly laugh!

 

Menee Minee Mo Meme

Today’s meme post doesn’t have a theme.    I know!    How lazy of me!!

Whatever, just shut up and laugh!

humor, blank meme

Or your “sense” of spelling!!

humor, checking time at work, skeleton

When I was working, this happened ALL.THE.TIME.

 

humor, stephen with a ph

Giggle-snort!

humor, phone dies, monkey

Right??

humor, old tv used as coffee table

genius!

 

humor, nap challenge, work up to 2 hour nap

Challenge accepted!

 

humor, geography test, map shirt

Someday that boy will be a politician. “I did not cheat on that test!”

humor, truthful auto correct

Wait, what??

 

humor, crush walks into class

Oh yeah!!

 

humor, bucket list, fill with cereal, eat

Better than the toddler’s bucket list!

 

 

One more……

humor, gotta go, no plans, just prefer home

Hey, points for honesty!!

 

 

Menee minee mo meme, which one did you pick???

Fowl Funnies

Here Anne, the top 10 fowl funnies, just for you!

(In no particular order.)

dinner on elm street, chicken cooks dog, humor

Dun, dun, dun!!

humor, duckling wakes up dad too early

Uh, oh!

(ALL birds are fowl, right????)

humor, all the king's horses, late egg

I don’t think she believes you….

 

chicken limited edition, not weird, humor

And that’s the truth!

humor, chicken needs lips

Poor, poor chicken lip-less!!

 

humor, chickens build nuke

Ooohhh, you in trouble!!

 

humor, patient chef waits for free range chicken

Vewy, vewy quietly!

 

humor, funny looks church from sound booth when mics quit working

What up??

 

humor, chicken broke wish bone

Rut-roh!!

 

And, last but certainly not least:

humor, wife asks eggshell walls, Easter bunny paints colorful

This is not about chickens, but I couldn’t resist!!

 

 

 

meme monday

I’ve been collecting these memes from Facebook for a while.

Now, I just gotta share!!

And, it’s Monday, hence the name “Meme Monday.”     Don’t expect this every Monday!!!!      I’m not starting a series or anything, here.

do all ironing in dryer

Is there any other way??

 

Jesus does not call us to be stressed

dishes all done! living room a mess

The fun of living with a toddler, or just having one visit her Omie!!

 

           (How perfect were those first two purple ones????!!!!!)

 

fat cat on bed trying to gather energy

Me- every day

 

three pot sizes too small too big the dirty one

Ain’t that the truth??

 

favorite exercise cross between lunge and crunch called lunch

Mine too!!

 

Well, that’s enough laughter for today.    Gotta ration that stuff, ya know!    You might get addicted!

 

 

 

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Judy’s Jottings Day 2

Judy, from Edwina’s Episodes challenged me to a quote-off.  Day 1.  (I just made up that word.  You didn’t know, did ya?  You thought it was a real word, right??)

Here are the rules of the challenge:

  • Thank the blogger, who nominated you.
  • Publish 3 quotes on 3 consecutive days in your blog. It can be your own, or from a book, movie or from anyone who inspires you.
  • Nominate 3 more bloggers to carry on this endeavour.

Proverbs 14:13 (NLT) ” Laughter can conceal a heavy heart, but when the laughter ends, the grief remains.”

PurpleSlob laughing

laughing

I’m not sure why I’m stuck on laughter, and then sadness…  just what came to my mind first.

Today’s Lucky Victims Nominees:

Gabby

Abbie

I wanna say Tabby so bad!!  But, I don’t know any.  😦

Abeeha

Judy’s Jottings

{Sorry, Janice, for taking your title!}

Judy from Edwina’s Episodes has challenged me to a quote battle frolic.  She is such a funny blogger.  She makes light of her foibles in everyday life.  And did I mention, she’s funny?

Thanks Judy!

Day 1

Laughter does good, like a medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.  Proverbs 17:22  NKJV

purple Holy Bible

My latest, and newest favorite

Here are the rules of the challenge:

  • Thank the blogger, who nominated you.
  • Publish 3 quotes on 3 consecutive days in your blog. It can be your own, or from a book, movie or from anyone who inspires you.
  • Nominate 3 more bloggers to carry on this endeavour.

Most important: have fun!

My nominees (should they wish to accept) are:

Gail

Susie

Ralph