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Goldie’s Goals

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I’m Goldilocks.    

{Okay, yeah, I know my hair isn’t gold.     And I don’t have any locks, just stubble.}    

But, this is my story, and I’m sticking to it.     

I’m looking for the perfect chair gardening stool.

First I tried Papa Bear’s Chair.           (PP’s kitchen seat.)

slob, humor, too tall stool

Too hard!

Too  hard tall!!     (I know!!    How could anything be too tall for me??)      I almost fell off of it, when I tried leaning over to weed.     Not good!

Then I tried Mama Bear’s chair.            (PP’s dish washing stool.)

slob, humor, too short step stool

Too soft!

Too soft short!!        (I couldn’t get up without help, too short!)

Now I’m looking around for Baby Bear’s chair, ya know the one that will be just right???        And I don’t see it anywhere!!

PP is fresh outta more stools.          Whatever am I gonna do??

 

Another 8 house post.     Brought to you by Goldilocks, and The Three Bears.