Hacked Hair Horror

I told ya!   When I went with Mama, to the free lunch for homeless, and low income people, the first thing Miss Betty asked me was,  “Oh honey!   Are you having chemo??”     With an implied, Bless your heart.

4 steps away from her, Pastor Julio reached out to me.   “Oh no!   your Mama din’t tell me you had cancer!   I’ll pray for you!”

Then the red-headed Miss Betty came ALL the way across the room to scold me.    “Why’d you do that to your HAIR??”    At least she didn’t ask if I had cancer!

eyes rolled back in head

    Oh brother!

 

 

Since I knew it was gonna happen, I wanted to have some sarcastic zingers all ready to go.    But, how can you be sarcastic to precious ladies who are really concerned about you????   Ya can’t.    So, I just told them the truth.     “It was so long, it bothered me!”   Leaving out the “I-had-a-wild-hair-and-now-it’s-gone” part.

“Cat”astrophe

Oh dear, all you animal lovers are gonna be up in arms against me, for sure now.

I confess, I’ve killed another animal.

Yes, the poor cow was only the beginning of my murderous spree.  Then, I went on to shoot down butterflies.

 

My conscience smote me, so I did let the hummingbird live, and just re-homed it.  

hummingbird chime

The hummingbird- escaped with it’s life!

Miss Betty, next door, who is apparently running a hummingbird rescue, gladly took it in.

 

The cat

white plaster kitty

Poor cat, has NO idea what’s about to go “DOWN”. (Hint- it’s her.)

 

with the broken leg,

plaster cat with cut off paw

Not sure who amputated her paw- I’m not a vet, that’s for sure!

 

was the next  victim to catch my eye.   I put her “down”, but she’s too heavy for me to throw away in the trash bury properly .  So she is awaiting a kind gentleman to take pity on her, and lay her to rest.

ceramic cat laid down

Kitty Down!! Help!! She’s fallen and can’t get up!!

 

Calling all animal lovers!   I beg you to come rescue any remaining animals here on my homestead lot.   If you don’t, I’m warning you, they’ll ALL be dead and gone.

Update:  I started working out, so I was able to inter her myself.   What a lovely green “urn”.

cat , green m&m in trash

Kitty in her “urn” for burial. (Yeah, the Green M&M got it too. Remember, I told you they were “bad!”)

 

 

 

RIP White Kitty.