Today’s choice of beverage:
Vintage: 3 pm, Today
I went to Outback, and ordered water. [What an accomplishment!] YAY me!! I deserve a Water Conservation Award! Oh, no, wait… that would be if I DIDN’T drink water. Okay, so I deserve a Healthy Beverage Choice Award! And I asked for orange slices,
instead of lemon, which the waitress was more than happy to do. Ummmm, so refreshing! Why don’t I remember to do this at home?
It’s stupid simple to make. Hello oranges, {before} meet knife.
Deadly carnage ensues. {After} Results: Tasty hydrating beverage that also tingles your tastebuds! What else could you want? Besides a yummy drink that makes you small enough to go down a rabbit hole, I mean?