Gorsh, Gormless

What a great word from Judy, from Edwina’s Episodes.!! 

She does wacky word Wednesdays,wacky

and I just love them!!

beating heartI told her I’d try to incorporate gormless soon, just because it’s such an incredibly satisfying word.

Gormless, gormless, gormless.

Ain’t it just fun to say??

What’s that? You don’t know it, because you’re not British?

Oh goody, I get to teach you a new word!!  How wonderful!!   (And you don’t even have to run down to the library!!  Win-win!!)

Gormless is basically stupid.

with stupid

She has a lot of other fun descriptions, but today I’m feeling blunt.

Why?? Just because there’s no point.    Ahahahaha  I crack myself up.

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Tipped Toe

This is why you have to clean and organize your house:

Poor bruised, battered, broken toe

Poor bruised, battered, broken toe

It hurt like everything.  I was in agony, agony, AGONY I tell you!!  I think it’s broke.

Call 911!!  I need an ambulance!  Oh, wait, who am I yelling to????  There’s no one else here.  Hmmmmm, think!  What to do???  It’s so hard to think when you’re in AGONY!

I know!  I’ll lay on the floor, and simply expire from the pain.  And when someone comes looking for me, they’ll find my cold, broken body, stretched out on the floor, in a position of supplication…  pleading for help, and non came.   Ha, ha!  That’ll teach ’em a lesson!  Oh, wait!  Teach who a lesson????  I’ll be dead.  Okay, not the best plan....

I decided to fall onto the bed, clutching my foot, howling in agony.  Did I mention I was in AGONY???

Once I recovered sufficiently, to be able to arise: I photographed the scene.

Here is a mug shot of the dastardly fiend, who’s responsible:

murderous fiend

murderous fiend

How dare you be in MY way??  Well, what do you have to say for yourself??  Speak up!

Great, cat’s got it’s tongue.

I wrote an account of the tragic events, and gathered the evidence.

Can I sue the chair?  (I’m sure I’d win!)

Update:  Poor toe is getting better..  Still sulking about not winning the suit for a million dollars, against the chair, but healing nevertheless.

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