Solution to the Lovely Lavender Looks Dilemma

The secret ballots have been cast, counted, and confirmed.

The winner, by a landslide is : Jan C. and her alternate suggestion!  Your prize of a lovely silver toned shower hook will be in the mail.  Look for it.

And the winner is:  Alternating

And the winner is:
Alternating

 

And, no, I did not vote 10 times myself so that she would win, either!  Maybe me, my daughters, my sister, mother, brother, and all her family voted once each, but… that’s legit!  One person, one vote.  Not saying that’s how it happened… just that as long as it’s kept honest, my believability rating stays high in the Gallup poll.

And that’s what’s important.  If I lose that, what will I have??  A blog that no one reads, perhaps??  How tragic!  I gotta have readers!!

Cousin Jan, I expect a pic of you holding your prize when you receive it!

Okay, Okay, I Heard You!

Well, the votes are in! Actually, THE vote is in!!  Whoever it is wants the giant head to be killed!  And Since that was my feeling as well, it shall be banished!  But couldn’t banish it today, cuz then you wouldn’t be surprised!

So, will have to work on something else to spice things up.  I really like the purple border, but I think it needs a little something else… Maybe I need to call in the pros!

Oh, Kristen!! I need help!!

She’s my buddy who inspired me with her beautiful blog, Road to Domestication.  (Check it out!!)  But she’s a busy lady.

We’ll just have to wait and see……..

See you later!

Costume for the Purple Slob

Now that I have established my role as The Purple Slob, it’s time to figure out my costume.

Hi, I’m Melinda.   Yes, the real me in my real bathroom.

me

First, I think I need a purple bandanna.

Why purple? Duh, I think the reason’s obvious.

Why a bandanna? Because I don’t think an eggplant would stay on my head.

Okay, got made the bandanna.

Now the question remains:  How do I wear it?

Like:

Nony from ASlobComesClean.com?

nony

Willie from Duck Dynasty?

willie I thought this one was hysterically funny!!!

Spike from Motorcycle Gang?

biker

Aunt Jemima from Syrup?

aunt jemima

Could I cram any more pix of me into 1 post????

Anyhoo, time for you to vote, America.

Which way should I wear it??