Now that I have established my role as The Purple Slob, it’s time to figure out my costume.
Hi, I’m Melinda. Yes, the real me in my real bathroom.
First, I think I need a purple bandanna.
Why purple? Duh, I think the reason’s obvious.
Why a bandanna? Because I don’t think an eggplant would stay on my head.
Okay, got made the bandanna.
Now the question remains: How do I wear it?
Like:
Nony from ASlobComesClean.com?
Willie from Duck Dynasty?
I thought this one was hysterically funny!!!
Spike from Motorcycle Gang?
Aunt Jemima from Syrup?
Could I cram any more pix of me into 1 post????
Anyhoo, time for you to vote, America.
Which way should I wear it??
