Look at this hideousness!!
Hideous!!!
I’m always afraid my mail will be chewed up into cud, by the time I’m able to retrieve it! What if it goes into the 4th stomach, and I can’t reach it???
“Udderly” AWFUL
shudder
Can you tell how much I despise it??
Isn’t the blank backside of a cow what YOU want to see every time you step outside??
Yeah, me neither!!
It must DIE!! It’s officially on death row, as of NOW!!
Oh yeah! I thought that’d get your attention!!
Panicked mooing! “Mooooo!! Mooooo!!” (I’m not sure, but I think Bossy understood!)
Granny, get yore gun, we’s agoin huntin!!
(Update: I have now officially de-“faced” the cow. Death by dismemberment has begun.)
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