More Munchy Memes

More Munchy Memes!         Bring on the buffet!!            Chow down on these tasty treats!

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Love me some Rock!!                                       I followed this book to the letter!  Lol

Yeah!!     I wanna know too!!slob, humor, food meme

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Lol!!  Not me!!      (Plus, I don’t eat ketchup, so I don’t look like I’m murdering the fries either!)

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Why I never made it as a waitress!

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Oopsie!!

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That’s why I never made cake on my birthday!!       I snuck by Denny’s or sumpin!!

Full yet??

 

Anathema Anthem

My good friend Susie said that washing dishes was anathema to her.     (Don’t you love that word??)

My immediate response was, “Don’t worry, they don’t like it either!”

So, then I started thinking,  “Hey, I wonder what dishes DO think about it?”

Are they just chillaxin in old sweats?  (Can we agree if mold’s growing on it, then it’s old??  and stinky like sweats?)

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Then unceremoniously slammed into hot, soapy water, bubbles filling their noses, being boiled alive!!        WHAT THE HECK????

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UGH.

“Hey, oh! Hey!  I’m being scalded alive here!”       I can just hear them shout, loudly!!        I’m quite sure you could hear it too, if you attune your ears to their distress!

Sorry plates, and bowls, gotta do what a slob’s gotta do!!         Maybe next time I won’t wait so long, and then it won’t be such a shock to your delicate ceramic!!

Melty Monday Morning

Melty Monday Morning!!

Wakey, wakey, eggs, and bakey!

Yummy!~      Do ya smell the coffee??

No, thanks! Hot cocoa for me!!

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What is that powder mess on top?? http://www.cocaheaven.com

Oops!       Forgot the marshmallows!!!       How could I????

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not enough marshmallows!! http://www.brambleberry.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

slob, humor, finally enuff marshmallows!

Aaah!! Much better! http://www.hotcocoarecipes.com

Uh, Melinda??

Hmmmm??      (between sips gulps)

This is Monday….. hint hint.

Yes.    And??

Monday has been for memes for many months now!!       What happened to my memes??       I want my memes!!

For goodness sakes!     Hold on a minute…      (loud slurping noises)               Here’re your memes, Grouchy!!

You’re the one who had cocoa, eggs, and bacon!  Not me!!

Speaking of cocoa:

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slob, humor cocoa meme

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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slob, humor, cocoa meme

Go get ’em boy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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slob, humor, cocoa memes

I love House!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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slob, humor, cocoa meme

Hey, dude…. is there a difference??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poor, poor Brian.

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Aww, we’re sorry, babe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sniffle, sniffle

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For realz

These hot cocoa memes are so addicting!!

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Uh, I’ll have to have me a think!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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IKR??

So many melty Monday memes!!

Maybe next Monday, we’ll have munchy memes!!

 

Spaghetti Spine

Is it possible to have spaghetti sauce turn into wine?   If you don’t think so, I’m here to tell you: YES! It’s possible!  I have smelt it!  ( And dealt with it too!)     It was scary!

And I took pix of the jars that I found when I moved in 16 months ago.    

(Left over from former owner.  The one BEFORE the one I bought it from!  So, that means it’s vintage is at least 2005, or OLDER!!)

But , I never remembered to upload them.   They got deleted off the camera, of course, and so this post never got finished.  

So, whadda I do??       Do what everybody else would do!       Google “rotten spaghetti sauce that’s turned into wine”!     Of course!

Results:

First pic.

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Seriously? This is the result??

Further down the list:

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I just thought this was too cute!! It’s supposed to be a giphy, and the sauce sloshes.

Maybe I need to Google “spaghetti sauce with a side of penicillin”???

First result:

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Ok, now I’m getting aggravated!

Aha!      Here we go!             “moldy spaghetti sauce”       Now we’re getting somewhere!

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Now that’s rotten sauce!!

The ones I found were not quite that bad….

 

 

 

 

 

My way of dealing with it:

(Here we go again)   “pouring spaghetti sauce out of a mason jar”

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Google, Google, Google! Get with it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s try that again.          “pouring spaghetti sauce ”         Simple, but elegant.

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Finally!

        And, as it turns out, the most effective. 

My way of dealing with it, was pouring it down the drain!!

Can you imagine eating 11 year old spaghetti sauce?  Let me tell you, I wouldn’t recommend it!

Money Meme

I’m not sure if you’ll think these first 3 are funny, but they gave me a little chuckle.       Let me know what you think!  And I know, only the first one is about money, but give me a break!!     Coming up with alliterative titles for memes once a week is hard!!   

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LOL!! Really, I laughed out loud!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

slob, humor, puppy meme

Awwww. so cute!

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Toddlers!! True Story!

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Haha!! Must be over 55, like me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I think “awful” might be the key word there!

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Aw, Dad! Not again!

Y’all know I’m gonna sneak him in, if I can!

slob, humor, kid president meme

Yeah!! I’ll vote for him!!

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I say!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Accomplished, Actually

I feel such a sense of accomplishment today!!   I was about to say “It’s not even noon yet, and already I’ve.”    Then I made the mistake of glancing at the clock.   It’s 12:49 pm.   But,  I decided that my sense of accomplishment is not dictated by the minute hand on the clock.

I have accomplished a lot already today!!   I woke up!!   In a good mood!   Feeling rested!! Read my Bible!

 

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From DH

Ate a healthy breakfast of oatmeal!  

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Why would I show you an empty bowl??      Cuz I told ya, I ate it already!

{Guess I should dispense with the exclamations marks now!   Oops, sorry, last one, okay?}   Wrote in my diary.   Washed the dishes, ALL of them.   Found my stamps,

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after just texting someone to borrow 3.   Picked up the 3 baby bibs outta the floor, that had fallen off the shelf, and put in a bag to donate.   (PPJr couldn’t even wear new born stuff the day she was born.   Who decides how big a baby’s neck should be anyway???)  

Cleaned off the side kitchen counter [-ish].   I put away the gaggle of plastic bags there, and removed the 2 shopping bags, and hung them on the dining room chair.

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What?? For now, that’s where they go, since they don’t have an assigned home yet.  

Drank 2 glasses of water, refilled the pitcher,

answered all my emails.  Commented on the 3 blogs that popped up.   Talked to my Mama, and DD1.   Ate 3 ice cream bars.   Well, that one right there probably shouldn’t count as an accomplishment…

 

Many, Many, Mixed Memes

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I can’t help it! This is funny to me!

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Right??

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Bwahahaha!

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Can I get an amen??

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Am I the only one??

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Oh, so true!

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sigh

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Me thinks Jonah no likee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

slob, humor, sky diver meme

OOOhhhh!! That would be fun!!

slob, humor, invisible cereal??

Huh??

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The story of my life….

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I just had to sneak him in!!

Hope you got your laugh on!!     Many, many, mixed memes just seemed the way to go today.