Oatmeal Ohs

How to make oatmeal in 33 easy minutely detailed steps.

  • Decide you want to eat oatmeal.
  • Get out supplies.    
  • Oatmeal.     slob, humor, breakfast
  • Salt.
  • Bowl.  slob, humor, bowl    (Yours is not required to be purple.    But it is recommended.)
  • Spoon.    
  • Measuring cups.     slob, humor, measuring devices      (Purple crocs not necessary.)
  • Brown sugar.

slob, humor, brown sugar

  • Open oatmeal canister.
  • Measure out oatmeal.

slob, humor, scooping oats

  • Pour oatmeal into bowl.
  • Shut oatmeal canister.
  • Turn on water faucet.          

 slob, humor, water running

  • Measure water.
  • Turn off faucet.
  • Pour water into bowl.
  • Sprinkle in some salt.     (Important!    Sprinkle- not pour!!)                                                                                                                                                                  slob, humor, salting the oats
  • Stir.
  • Pick up bowl.
  • Walk over to microwave.
  • Open microwave.
  • Put bowl in microwave.
  • Set timer.        slob, humor, setting timer
  • Very important!!   Do not forget!!     Hit “start”.
  • Wait for timer to go off.
  • Open microwave door.
  • Get out bowl of oatmeal.                       slob, humor, remove bowl                             
  • Walk to table.     (Couldn’t document this step.    I can’t walk, and talk even!     Never mind trying to take a pic!)
  • Sit down.
  • Go back and get forgotten spoon.
  • Eat!
  • Enjoy!      slob, humor, feeding self     Yummy!
  • Write post.

That was so excruciatingly torturous, my eyes are starting to bleed!!!          

Well, you wanted me to get off Christmas!!

ARGH!!!!

 

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19 thoughts on “Oatmeal Ohs

  1. Lucy,
    How do you think of these stuff ? Had me rolling in my chair ?
    On a serious note, is old fashioned oats, better than steel cut oats ? What is the difference ? Does it take a longer time to cook as compared to white oats or steel cut oats ? And milk- no milk ? Why salt ?
    Susie

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  2. Don’t they have instant oats in the US? 🙂 Just had an email about your latest post – I clicked on it and got a ‘page not found’ message. Could be something at my end but maybe you should check. Back to the oats – I mean seriously, you are like a top chef compared to me. 🙂

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