So, now I’m all done, de-cluttering my apartment! And it’s gonna stay so nice and pret-ty!!
Yeah! And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you!
And you won’t pay $49.95, or $39.95, not even $29.95! We’re practically giving them away at the special TV offer of only $19.95! (Plus separate shipping and handling.) But, wait! There’s more! (Billy Mays’ voice)
If you call now, and order in the next 15 minutes, we’ll send you an extra small bridge!
That’s a $70 value, for only $19.95!
But you must call within the next 15 minutes, or risk being sold out!
Operators are standing by to take your calls.
I wish you could send me to India 😀
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Awww, Himali, I should would!
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Haha.. you’re so sweet Mel 😇❤
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Thanks, Himali. You’re a sweetheart yourself. I love your smile!
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And I love seeing you smile Mel 🙂 All settled in new home ? How is the garden ? 🙂
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Well, depends on what you call settled. Lol. I can use most of the areas! Unpacked? Ummm, no.
Just deadheaded the hibiscus an hour ago. At 3 am it’s finally cool! Weeded some yesterday after noon. Another garden post coming up soon. I need to do an interior of the house post soon too. Remind me to get on that! 😉
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Congrats to you! What a journey! I hope this helps someone else, too! But wait, there’s more…that always cracks me up! Great wrap up post!
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Thanks, Terri. Hearing that someone laughed at one of my posts is my favorite comment!
Now, the journey begins at the new place!
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Congrats on getting that done! I had a huge declutter a few months ago and it’s made such a difference to the apartment. I will definitely grab some of that clutter fairy dust though – you can never have too much fairy dust 😉
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Thanks, Celine. Congrats on your de-cluttering project! Oh, definitely, never have enough fairy dust! 😉
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Hi Melinda!
I missed you too. Thank you for asking about my trip. Look me up on Facebook, so when I get around to uploading and posting my pictures, you can see them. I don’t know your last name, so I can’t look you up.
In response to your post, very funny, as always. I could use a clutter fairy. Especially as I try and unpack because I packed so much clutter.
We know the same bloggers. I recognize people who clicked “like”.
It is so great to be in touch again. How was your month?
Janice
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I’ll try to rustle one up for you and send her on over! On FB are you Wald or Greenfield?
It’s been great, and busy!
Melinda
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Janice greenfield Rappoport wald
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I’ll find you this weekend.
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It is so nice to get everything the way you want. Good for you Purple!
Word of advice that kept me in control. Keep a box by the door just for getting rid of stuff. As you come across clutter that you no longer want put it in the box. When the box is full get rid of it. (Make it is a small box or it takes too long to fill and then you will be tempted to go through it and pull stuff out. I have been clutter free for about 8 years now and that is how I keep my house clean.
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Thank you , Birdie! Wow, 8 years is wonderful! We should have slobs anonymous, like AA. You totally deserve an 8 year chip!
I have already started one here in my new place. Great piece of advice!
Melinda
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Nice writing sample.
Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us at the #homemattersparty! We love hearing from you.
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Thank you Momily.
I love partying with you ladies.
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I’m going to need a whole lot more then 2 jars. What’s the price for a dozen?
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For you, Purfyle, we can make a special deal, $50.
Your order has been processed.
Melinda
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Best deal ever!
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Thanks, Stella. So, that’s 1 order for you. Standard or express delivery?
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So that’s what that stuff is around here, lurking in the corners — clutter fairy dust! That certainly explains the state of this place… Mega hugs!
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Teagan , now that you know, you can quit worrying over it. It’s non toxic! 😉 ( toxic only to type A cleanies, that is!)
Melinda
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I keep missing the BUY NOW button on your blog post for your magical dust!!
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Haha,Kevin! The Clutter Fairies must have moved it!
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