How many pairs of scissors do I have??
How many pairs of scissors do I need?
For the Valentine’s party, I started rounding up all my scissors. And I was seized by dismay, at all the ones I found!
First, the regular blades.
And the “unofficial” barber scissors, that aren’t sharp enough anymore to be reliable for hair.
Then, the fancy blades that cut a pattern.
And oh yeah, my kitchen shears.
And the orange ones.
I used them to deadhead the roses, since they don’t work very well on paper anymore. So, they’re my official gardening scissors (now anyway)
Annnnd, 1 more pair- my “official” barbering scissors. Which I couldn’t find when I was hacking up my hair!
Oops! I forgot the ones in the pencil cup!
And, I guess I have to include my sewing/quilting scissors.
But, don’t you try to use them to cut anything else! You’ll draw back a nub, mister!
So, I have __14__ pairs of scissors. Does that mean I’m hoarding them?? But which ones do I give away??? I need them all!! wailing and gnashing of teeth